One time I was tripping on special K in school, and i was so fucked up i was going down the stairs I had to slide down on my ass. Then I got up once down there n was tripping all over myself and my principle was like "are you okay?" and i was like yeah I always trip over my feet and hes like "oh haha me too!" The I got in class and my teacher was like surprise pop quiz! And i had to deal with a calculator, so i was seeing double and i had to cover one eye and my teacher was like "you okay?" so i replied snottily "I'm just jubilant!"